Monday, 17 October 2016

.Shoe Escape.

On one toasty summer morning I couldn’t see at all but all I could hear was loud and voices surrounding me I shut my eyes and used my laces to block my ears/ lace holes. Then the room I was in magically lifted up very high then the roof of the dark room got completely ripped off but I wasn't floating magically. I wasn’t floating, the hands of what I thought was a giant had picked my whole room up and grasped onto my flimsy arms/ shoelaces and pulled me right out and I was swinging so far up in the air I thought to myself “This is the end THIS IS THE END!!!!!!” but my lousy judgment was incorrect all the beast did with me was furiously fill my insides with these things with 5 tips and then my brother Ethan Milks on the left  thingy with 5 tips was all chill he just hated the whole “ touch the ground thing because he’s heard me talk about that old horror book for shoes called the gummy catastrophe. The person wearing us was called Corby Spud and he was the owner of beds’r’us but he didn’t really take care of it and did business for the company, all he did was slowly tramp around the store to find the comfiest bed and then take his shoes off and sleep in them.

He usually scares off customers with his silent but deadly farts. Anyway back to us and Corby, once he tried us on he slipped us off his 5 tipped… you know what i’m just gonna call them feet so yeah he slipped us of his feet then put us back in our calm rooms and I thought the nightmare was over but no Corby or someone else picked us up and we began to move then we randomly got thumped on a hard surface then our house got destroyed again and then we got  grabbed out and this piece of technology or something shined a red light at my piercing/ price tag then Corby ripped my piercing clean off and I screamed in pain but those annoying deaf giants didn’t hear a thing and we kept on getting tortured.

One year later me and Ethan had enough of this and began to build little jet packs for the sides of us to escape out of gun powder, metal wires, bolts and metal sheets I thought it would never work but it turns out, so conveniently, Corby Spuds was crazy evil scientist and he had jet packs right behind us but we had no clue how to adjust them on but then we thought of using bolts and metal sheets, I firstly did Ethen milks for him by just holding the metal sheet up against his side and twisted the bolts into the sheet so I would stay then I grabbed the jetpacks and screwed those onto the metal sheets then used the wires that were so conveniently sitting behind me and used them to make a working button that’s taped to his nose so he can press it with his hands/laces.  He did the same to me. Me and ethan tested the jetpacks to go for a small bit then we threw ourselves outside then we said hasta la vista baby! And we took off into the world but outta no where godzilla RKO’S the shoes to the city floor with a cabloomy . the shoes didn’t expect to have found godzilla because he was in child care because his mum left him when he was 2 months old but still destructive, anyway, Ethan and I slowly got out of the way and started to fight back by using the ultimate move the shoe sniffer which is when me and Ethan rub our stinky inside soles up against godzillas nose and he collapses causing global earthquakes then Daniel the S.W.A.T man came and simply threw a paper plane and then the shoes completely dissolved in front of Daniel's eyes, he said “ EAASY!!!!” THE END.         By Flynn